TABLE OF CONTENTS

Long Time Passing

Broken Windows

Grandpa's Gardenias

The Piano

Miracle of the Birds

The Augie

A Little After October 23, 1929

The Twelve Cylinder Packard

Christmas Story

Are You Sure You're Sick?

On the Kissing of Bella Shapiro

The Swenson Affair

The Irresistible Force

Goofy, Ernie and Me

The PS 9 Nine

Short One Teat

The Revolver

My Stories

The Ring

Belles Lettres

East is East

HMS Pinafore

Sweet Sixteen

The Light Brown Suit

The Ecstasy and the Agony, Parts 1 & 2 Below

Part 1 - Steeplechase

Part 2 - Bitter Rice

Bottoms Up